I hate the dark. 

Monsters eat your face in the dark. 

But alas in the dark is where we conduct our business. Gotta go where the fish are biting. By fish of course I mean soul sucking, teeth gnashing, loose bowel inducing creatures of the night. 

That's why I'm going legit shacking up with the only official government agency equipped to deal with the big monsters that go bite. 

That is until it's back to Seattle for the world's worst weekend as my dipshit little brother goes and gets his fiancée kidnapped by powerful djinn. 

Tracking down and dispatching the all-powerful Rasta djinn brothers are the least of our worries with the Queen of Lust vampires on the warpath. 

Now all we've got to do is save the girl. Rescue a crazed necromancer from the Under. Stop him from destroying the world and try not to kill each other in the process. Brothers! We should be fine as long as we avoid the vampires, wolves, shapeshifters and insane dhampir cowboys.