In August 1979, moments before his Mafia execution, Jack, a security guard, is abducted by a four‑armed, five‑eyed Pit Bull named Zeus and transported to a parallel galaxy, where he is transferred to a compost Mothership. There, a shape‑shifting rubber tree plant enlists him in a fledgling resistance for a bizarre quest to confront a tax‑evading Supreme, navigating a galaxy of cosmic bureaucracy, sentient foliage, and nonstop absurdity in a desperate bid to survive and help defeat predatory Blue Wizards who want to relocate Earthlings to an ice world. To succeed, he must retrieve a prophetic book, outwit cosmic entities, and navigate a galaxy where a Del Monte fruit cup is the most valuable commodity.

"My Alien Abduction"

by Jack van Brunschot