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Mia doesn't want to be a boss babe. She wants to spend someone else's money and smell like Delina La Rosée. She is not embarrassed about this. Unfortunately, her father is cutting her off, her rich-guy prospects have evaporated, and her best friend Harper keeps telling her to grow up. What Mia needs, she announces to the universe, is a life like it's 1955 — a glittery, happily-ever-after Disney dream where women married millionaires at eighteen and never had a bad hair day. Someone is listening. From a dark control room glittering with green and white amber lights, a scaly, sterling-blue alien named Oberon hears exactly what he needs to hear. His species is facing extinction. He needs a willing breeding companion. And this ridiculous, charming, utterly unsuitable human woman has just, entirely by accident, described his simulation deck specifications to the letter. The Patriarch from Planet X is a wildly funny, surprisingly tender dark erotic comedy set in a pastel Mid-Century Modern alien simulation, where the husband is a reptilian patriarch from another galaxy and the housewife absolutely did not agree to this — or did she? CONTAINS: alien abduction/captivity, breeding, 1950s simulation, dominant love interest, tentacle content, and one woman who asked for this more than she realized.