"Finding Death's Scythe"

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Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Ernie should have known better than to piss off Death. Death's Scythe is missing, and he's refusing to collect any more ghosts until Ernie gives it back. There's only one problem — Ernie didn't steal it. Unfortunately, Death's Pride won't let him see any other answer. As the uncollected ghosts pile up, Ernie has to choose: find the Scythe, or spend the rest of his retirement stuck with people he couldn't stand when they were alive. With a small crowd of ghosts in tow, Ernie starts at the one place in town a thief might turn up — the Rabid Rabbit. The brawl was not his fault. Ernie Smith and the Seven Deadly Sins is a series of short stories that will make you laugh, and Ernie cry.