Detective Erick Lawrence, late of the NYPD and fledgling member of the S.O., has only been aware that the paranormal world is real for a couple of months. Imagine his surprise to be called in to help quell a mass rebellion of mummies ready to fly back to Egypt with all the museum's contents on the backs of a flock of sphinxes. 
	Still, with no real powers of his own, he's forced to stand by with a cheerful and annoying mummy interpreter and watch as his ultra-competent (and disturbingly hot) boss, Marilyn, handles everything. Toss in an odd spell she's cast on him, which reduces all of the various mummies' names to a Bronx cheer, and the poor man isn't having a good day.
	A (very) short story prequel to the quirky paranormal mystery, Unearthly Remains, this character piece will introduce the humorous, extranormal world of Supernatural Oversight and the More in Heaven and Earth quirkily-humorous urban fantasy series.

"Things to Do at the British Museum When You're Dead"

by Katherine Gilbert