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"PIE-EYED"
by Simon Carr
would you buy a second hand spaceship from this guy?
warning! extreme profanity
# Alien Invasion
# Comedy
# Fantasy
# Satire
# Sci-Fi
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The locals of the bulls head meet an odd salesman after hours, The future of the entire planet hangs in the balance, Everything depends on them and their ever-dwindling grasp on sobriety.