"Grab Love by the Horns"

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Angus Patterson has a problem. Actually, he has several problems. He's unemployed. His landlord is threatening eviction. His mother won't stop sending him motivational YouTube videos. And—this is the big one—when he gets nervous, he involuntarily secretes pheromones that make every woman in a five-foot radius want to climb him like a tree. Which makes job interviews... complicated. Especially when the Uber driver refuses to let him in the car ("You'll ruin my upholstery with those horns!"), forcing him onto a bus packed exclusively with women during rush hour. By the time he stumbles into Henderson & Associates for his 9 AM interview, he's sweaty, disheveled, and producing enough pheromones to affect the entire building. Enter Helen Marshall: Senior HR Manager, certified Ice Queen, and the woman conducting his interview. She's professional. She's controlled. She hasn't had sex in three years and she definitely does not sleep with job candidates. Except she was on that bus this morning. And she's been thinking about the anxious, apologetic minotaur all day. And now he's sitting across from her, nervously sweating pheromones, and Helen's professional composure is cracking like ice in summer. What follows: One extremely unprofessional office interview A virgin minotaur who's surprisingly good with his hands "Stamina training" that's definitely not appropriate for the workplace Helen discovering that uptight and boring is highly overrated Angus learning that his biggest problem might actually be his best asset Mittens the cat judging them both A happily ever after that involves a lot of broken furniture Warning: Contains explicit sex scenes, a minotaur who apologizes during orgasms, pheromone-induced chaos on public transportation, and one reformed Ice Queen who's found her wild side. Office supplies may have been misused. HR violations were definitely committed. A standalone monster romance comedy. No cliffhangers. HEA guaranteed. Bring a fan.