"Hyperloop To Hell"

by Mike Player

A take-down spoof of disaster thrillers.
America’s first hyperloop and its passengers must be saved from total annihilation.
# Comedy
# Thriller
# Suspense
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Johnny Rios is not the action film star his father is. “Zombies On A Blimp” was a bust. With no backup plan, he takes a gig job as a security guard for “America’s First Hyperloop.” Funded by a down-on-his-luck trillionaire, Rusk Hanson, the Hyperloop on its maiden voyage rockets through the Nevada desert from Las Vegas to Reno. Cruising speed: 700 mph. Johnny has two hours to find an onboard killer-saboteur. He must also regain control of the Hyperloop to prevent it from levitating too high off its maglev track and exceeding clearance for a smart tunnel (corporately branded as the Doctor Henderson’s Footpads Acceleration Tunnel). The passengers in dire jeopardy include his action movie star father, a meth-addicted brain surgeon, a body-building “Sunshine Gal,” VIP ticket winners from the Greedy Bastard Casino, and a STEM girl with identity issues. Johnny must also cope with “Loopster,” a confused Siri for hyperloops, and a fellow security guard terrified of public speaking. Can Johnny overcome his self-doubt, prove himself to his meddling father, and stop an out of control hyperloop in time to save everyone from certain death?