Santa Gives 12 Orgasms of Christmas... Santa Jack has been traveling and he's coming home for the holidays. He starts up a game of sexual instruction for his Mrs. Claus from the airport in Florida for the 12 orgasms of Christmas.
There are twelve rounds in the game. It's a spoof, a parody, with comedy and hot sexiness, of the 12 days of Christmas--only it's orgasms (not that other fluffy traditional stuff!) This is a short story novella of about 5K words.